naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks

Started by Chovie D, July 18, 2013, 03:37:54 PM

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Pissy

There's some fucking gold in there.



Barrelman
A sailor that was stationed in the crow's nest.
Vinyls.   deal.


Pissy

Ox-eye
A cloud or other weather phenomenon that may be indicative of an upcoming storm.
Vinyls.   deal.

Metal and Beer

John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken, but Jake's others are gems.

Whiskey Houston
David Allan Codeine
Fleetwood Macarena
"Would it kill you fellas to play some Foghat?"

black aspirin

Those are hilarious names (Jake was always a funny guy), but I don't see the point unless you're gonna be a cover band.  If your music is supposed to stand on its own in some way, then I think co-opting another band's name (or some actor/movie/book/whatever), even if humorously done...is a disservice.
This Juan goes to 11.

Chovie D


black aspirin

This Juan goes to 11.

mortlock

Quote from: Metal and Beer on July 21, 2013, 10:09:51 PM
John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken, but Jake's others are gems.

Whiskey Houston
David Allan Codeine
Fleetwood Macarena
I toured with the drummer [or one of] from jccc. he was jamming in a band my band was on tour with. totally cool dude. we played a ton of video golf in the van..  

Cursed71


jibberish

defective gear:
dead battery
flat tire revival
rusty wrench
outdoor party band: willie waterhead and the leaky tarps.

mix a disease and an auto part

injector meningitis
split-fire clap
staphylocrankcase


hahaha:  injector hepatitis


Jake

Oh, I didn't intend for anyone to actually consider my posts as legitimate options! Ha!

I'm just a monkey who throws poop at my keyboard...and sometimes words get typed as a result.
poop.

Danny G

Donkey Diques


You're welcome.


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The less you have, the less there is to separate you from the music -- Henry Rollins

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lordfinesse

Kim Jong Ill Communication

Evil Resurrection of the Magick Death of the Wizardwraith's Sorcerer

Kird Apes vs Scryb Sprites

Glenn Frey'd Chicken


this could go on forever...






Billy Squier 24/7


lordfinesse

Billy Squier 24/7

Lumpy

Maybe the moderator can move this over to the "Sorry I Asked" forum. ;)
Rock & Roll is background music for teenagers to fuck to.

lordfinesse

Perhaps.  Oh well.. It was fun for a while.
Billy Squier 24/7

Chovie D

Quote from: Danny G on July 22, 2013, 12:02:28 PM
Donkey Diques


You're welcome.


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I like this one.

How bout The
Freshness ?

liquidsmoke

Don't choose Mercian because people will read it as 'Merican and fuck up gig flyers which will make you want to change your name. They will also say "Oh, but that would be awesome if your name was 'Merican!" (because it's 2013 and everything is a big joke)

??? ::) :D

VOLVO)))

"I like a dolphin who gets down on a first date."  - Don G


CHUB CUB 4 LYFE.

lordfinesse

Billy Squier 24/7

neighbor664


eyeprod

Meat probe.

I named my new band CV so it can mean whatever you want it to mean. Naming bands does indeed suck
CV - Slender Fungus

RAGER

No Focus Pocus

Chovie D

4 pages and all I got are donkey dicks still. >:(