naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks

Pissy · July 21, 2013, 08:37:02 PM

There's some fucking gold in there.

Barrelman
A sailor that was stationed in the crow's nest.

Pissy · July 21, 2013, 08:50:03 PM

Monkey's Fist

So cool.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey%27s_fist

Pissy · July 21, 2013, 09:21:49 PM

Ox-eye
A cloud or other weather phenomenon that may be indicative of an upcoming storm.

Metal and Beer · July 21, 2013, 10:09:51 PM

John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken, but Jake's others are gems.

Whiskey Houston
David Allan Codeine
Fleetwood Macarena

black aspirin · July 21, 2013, 10:41:32 PM

Those are hilarious names (Jake was always a funny guy), but I don't see the point unless you're gonna be a cover band. If your music is supposed to stand on its own in some way, then I think co-opting another band's name (or some actor/movie/book/whatever), even if humorously done...is a disservice.

Chovie D · July 21, 2013, 10:43:53 PM

donkey muther fuckin dicks

black aspirin · July 21, 2013, 10:47:06 PM

Chovie D-Bag

mortlock · July 21, 2013, 10:48:56 PM

Quote from: Metal and Beer on July 21, 2013, 10:09:51 PM
John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken, but Jake's others are gems.

Whiskey Houston
David Allan Codeine
Fleetwood Macarena

I toured with the drummer [or one of] from jccc. he was jamming in a band my band was on tour with. totally cool dude. we played a ton of video golf in the van..

Cursed71 · July 22, 2013, 08:17:05 AM

John cougar menstrual cramp?

jibberish · July 22, 2013, 08:25:13 AM

defective gear:
dead battery
flat tire revival
rusty wrench
outdoor party band: willie waterhead and the leaky tarps.

mix a disease and an auto part

injector meningitis
split-fire clap
staphylocrankcase

hahaha: injector hepatitis

Jake · July 22, 2013, 11:05:19 AM

Oh, I didn't intend for anyone to actually consider my posts as legitimate options! Ha!

I'm just a monkey who throws poop at my keyboard...and sometimes words get typed as a result.

Danny G · July 22, 2013, 12:02:28 PM

Donkey Diques

You're welcome.

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lordfinesse · July 22, 2013, 04:51:24 PM

Kim Jong Ill Communication

Evil Resurrection of the Magick Death of the Wizardwraith's Sorcerer

Kird Apes vs Scryb Sprites

Glenn Frey'd Chicken

this could go on forever...

Pissy · July 22, 2013, 06:01:03 PM

Quote from: lordfinesse on July 22, 2013, 04:51:24 PM

Kird Apes vs Scryb Sprites

nice

lordfinesse · July 22, 2013, 06:12:11 PM

Quote from: Pissy on July 22, 2013, 06:01:03 PM
Quote from: lordfinesse on July 22, 2013, 04:51:24 PM

Kird Apes vs Scryb Sprites

nice

Just for you

Lumpy · July 22, 2013, 06:52:11 PM

Maybe the moderator can move this over to the "Sorry I Asked" forum.

lordfinesse · July 22, 2013, 08:44:31 PM

Perhaps. Oh well.. It was fun for a while.

Chovie D · July 22, 2013, 10:20:21 PM

Quote from: Danny G on July 22, 2013, 12:02:28 PM
Donkey Diques

You're welcome.

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I like this one.

How bout The
Freshness ?

liquidsmoke · July 23, 2013, 03:20:16 AM

Don't choose Mercian because people will read it as 'Merican and fuck up gig flyers which will make you want to change your name. They will also say "Oh, but that would be awesome if your name was 'Merican!" (because it's 2013 and everything is a big joke)

VOLVO))) · July 23, 2013, 09:49:49 AM

Cliquesquad

lordfinesse · July 23, 2013, 11:26:14 AM

Quote from: SunnO))) on July 23, 2013, 09:49:49 AM
Cliquesquad

The name of our supergroup, no?

neighbor664 · July 23, 2013, 11:44:17 AM

How's about Pene De Burro?

eyeprod · July 23, 2013, 05:11:12 PM

Meat probe.

I named my new band CV so it can mean whatever you want it to mean. Naming bands does indeed suck

RAGER · July 24, 2013, 12:42:31 AM

Dick Finger and the Knuckle Balls

Chovie D · July 24, 2013, 12:22:57 PM

4 pages and all I got are donkey dicks still.