naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks

[Chovie D]

^those are all good.

[dogfood]

I once thought "Hey, put some random letters together that have absolutely no meaning!"...when I looked it up on the internet -it was already taken.  One day all the unique names will be entire 50 word paragraphs.

[Lumpy]

I don't see how creative people can get stuck on this for very long. Come on now, you can do it. Anyway, it's not a problem until you're ready to play a show. If you're getting started early on the name search, thats's probably good.

[Lip]

Buttpussy Joel and the Donkey Dicks???

[clockwork green]

I don't see how creative people can get stuck on this for very long. Come on now, you can do it. Anyway, it's not a problem until you're ready to play a show. If you're getting started early on the name search, thats's probably good.

[gorefather]

Eh, I remember playing in a Death Metalband and before i joined them they had problems figuring out what to call the band. So the bassplayer just logged in to his WoW acc (fuck WoW) and used the random name generator. Band ended up being called Vaalturion.

Other then that ive had some pretty funny names like: Disrage, Concrete Sledge, Whats the color of your chainsaw, Snuten tog min lilla syster (Swe - The police took my baby sister), Feta Gretas Kakor (Swe - Fat Gretchels Cookies), The Black Lords Of Hammerfell (Fuck yeah, elders scrolls!)

Doesnt matter if the names crappy or geniously, some will like them, some will hate them.

[VOLVO)))]

I write bands off based on their names, sometimes.

[JemDooM]

Electric Gunt?

Gunt Wizard?

Black Gunt?

Gunt Mountain?

Imagine those but replace the G with a C  :x !

[JemDooM]

My advice is think of something atleast a bit meaningful, it really seriously puts me off when a band has a really generic name, especially in this day and age, I'd avoid anything with Wizard, Bong, Witch or Black in it...

Post some tracks up! What are the songs about!?

[Jake]

Superdiarrhea
Diarrhea Party
Type 2 Diarrhea

[johnny problem]

Little Frank one
Modest Mercy
Little Strong Bear
Marsh Dweller's son
Contumacy
Son of Mercy God
Red Stick
The Gilded One
Of the bunch
Trickling Stream
Paleface
Son of Combat Strength
The Crook

[EddieMullet]

Blackwitch Wizardbong is going to be the name of my next band.

We'll probably always be 1 person short of having a full line up spend more time getting wasted than actually playing music and never play a gig or record anything.

But that will be keeping in line with my music "career" as pretty much any "band" I've played in over the past 15 years was like that.

[RAGER]

Drone Ranger

[Chovie D]

This band is never going to play shows, but you still need a name to make your music accesible on the internet(which is where this band will probably live).

Its not that hard to think of a few names I like. But to get the other people to agree on em is often difficult to impossible.
I just want a name already so I can make a facebook or whatever the kids are doin these days.

[JemDooM]

How about Anchovy Paste...


mmmmmmmm.....

[RAGER]

How dare you

[Chovie D]

Chovie D's Wild Ego Trip ?

[Discö Rice]

I like Drone Ranger.

[Chovie D]

I really like "The Single Cut Beersmiths", but its a brewey in queens already.

[Lumpy]

Diarrhea suggestion was good... you gotta envision the name printed on a teenager's t-shirt.

DIARRHEA is perfect.

[Chovie D]

I DO have diahrea alot 


fuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkk! this sucks

[Lumpy]

Maybe step back a bit and think about what you're trying to do with your band (thematically, conceptually etc). That should point you in a direction. For my band, I wanted a name that was grotesque and sorta weird, but not soooper obvious (DEFLATED EYESOCKET or whatever). How do you want people to think about your band? It's a chance to say something additional about your band (not just music but your aesthetics, influences etc). I refuse to believe that people don't have anything at all to say about their own bands. No way.

[Lip]

The name of my Czech porn grind band is "Asshole Bobby Torino and the Bukake Party Boys"

[Lumpy]

Dude probably wants something that sounds like it belongs on AmRep like RATCHET or TRUSS.

BLUNDERBUSS?

[the diddler]

Ramjam Asshand
Urinary Stump
Fornicunt
El Presidentes Negros
Cocktus
Bleeding Sunday Fuckpants
VROOOOOOM!!