Movies you've seen recently

[The Bandit]

Not a great movie but a lot of funny stuff.  And I just bought a lighted vanity mirror like that it's fantastic staring at all my pores and hairs.  More mesmerizing than Netflix.

I agree with that.  Some good scenes and funny lines, but a lot of it wasn't realistic.
I love Leslie Mann, but I could see her voice making me want to kill her if I was actually in a relationship with her.

[The Shocker]

I dug it, better than the first one. And the first one was decent.

[The Shocker]

Watched this with my boy:

Better than what I was expecting. My son loved it.

[whoshotthefrog]

I'll give it a 6.5/10, but the shoot out at the end was fucking awesome.


Edit: didn't realize the original link didn't work.

[boltthrow]

There was a shootout at the end of Jack The Giant Slayer?

[whoshotthefrog]

McBride and Cera stole this movie. Paul Rudd was excellent for his whole 15 seconds of work in this movie.

[ez]

Spring Breakers 7.5/10

While I think that the film as a whole is beautifully shot and conveys its message quite effectively, and that Franco's performance may well be worthy of an Oscar nomination, I can't give it a full score if only for the overuse of both the repeated dialogue (though the constant "spring break forever" was great) and the music by Skrillex. Though I guess one could argue that these two items also serve to hammer in that message all the more.

[whoshotthefrog]

Pretty cool movie. Ryan Gosling operates a mixed martial arts club in Bangkok which is used as a front for smuggling drugs. When his brother murders an underage prostitute a retired cop is brought back into action to find his brother. Once found, the cop allows the prostitute's father to kill Gosling's brother and then the cop cuts off the right hand of the father because he allowed his daughter to become a prostitute in the first place. When Gosling's mother finds out that her son has been killed she orders Gosling to find this man and kill him but Gosling won't do it because he was justified in killing his brother. This enrages Goslings mother who is now out for revenge. Without spoiling the ending, there is a lot of gorey violence throughout.

The cinematography in this movie was amazing and the pacing of the movie wasn't too fast or too slow. I recommend this movie. If you check this movie out, be on the lookout for several karoke performances by the cop and a fight between Gosling and the cop which was pretty fucking awesome.

[whoshotthefrog]

Pretty funny movie with a good cast. Worth the rent.

[whoshotthefrog]

Set in the late 80's, two highway road workers from the city spend a summer in an isolated part of Texas trying to find ways to pass the time in addition to mending their broken hearts from the women they left behind.

[johnny problem]

Very good movie.  I'm glad there were subtitles because their french was fucked.

[boltthrow]

I liked that one too.

[whoshotthefrog]

Very good movie.  I'm glad there were subtitles because their french was fucked.

That was an awesome flick. Lots of good violence in it.

[retardgroove]

There was a couple of cool parts, but for the most part it was boring as hell.

[Demon Lung]

There was a couple of cool parts, but for the most part it was boring as hell.

i could have told you that without watching it.

[boltthrow]

Walked out of "About Time" the other day.

[MadJohnShaft]

I want to see Hunger Games II. Is it okay to masturbate during the Jennifer Larence scenes where she looks hot?

[MichaelZodiac]

Walked out of "About Time" the other day.

Why -besides Rachel McAdams cute butt- would you go see it? Feeling sentimental for the 90s British-bloke-meets-American-girl thing? How was ginger Hugh Grant?

I want to see Hunger Games II. Is it okay to masturbate during the Jennifer Larence scenes where she looks hot?

Yes. Just don't do it while your sons are with you.

I saw Man of Steel at home the other day. Sheesh, you people weren't kidding, it was a turd. Made Thor 2 feel Oscar-worthy.

[boltthrow]

Walked out of "About Time" the other day.

Why -besides Rachel McAdams cute butt- would you go see it? Feeling sentimental for the 90s British-bloke-meets-American-girl thing? How was ginger Hugh Grant?

My ex wanted to see it.  Twenty minutes in she turned and said, "Any time you're ready to go."

[bitter]

So, how long did it take you to realize she meant "leave" after you whipped your dick out?

[boltthrow]

One minute.

[The Shocker]

Set in the late 80's, two highway road workers from the city spend a summer in an isolated part of Texas trying to find ways to pass the time in addition to mending their broken hearts from the women they left behind.

Sounds gay.

[retardgroove]

It was alright.

[whoshotthefrog]

Set in the late 80's, two highway road workers from the city spend a summer in an isolated part of Texas trying to find ways to pass the time in addition to mending their broken hearts from the women they left behind.

Sounds gay.

It won't turn you gay if you watch it if that's what you are worried about.

[whoshotthefrog]