naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks

Started by Chovie D, July 18, 2013, 03:37:54 PM

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RacerX

Digital Luddites

The Nameless Shut-ins

Saggy Balzac & the Whitepubes

Ear Hair Explosion


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Jake

Moo Shu
Chow Mein
Won Ton
Dim Sum
General Tso
Dandan Noodle
Lo Mein
Egg Roll
Crab Rangoon
Moo Goo Gai Pan


And as a band schtick, you could embrace all things corduroy.
poop.

Chovie D

thats just it jake...all my previous band names have sucked donkey ballz, id like this time to at least move up to donkey dicks

I like "The nameless shut-ins", "digital Luddites" is good too.

RacerX

Perfect! I have decided to use "Ear Hair Explosion" myself, but feel free to use any of the others.
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Lumpy

Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 12:22:57 PM
4 pages and all I got are donkey dicks still. >:(

I'm giving you good ideas galore.

What about working backwards?

We're going to wear (cop uniforms) and our song titles are (Jelly Donut, We're Just Doing Our Jobs, Tasered Granny) so our band is called (Five-Oh)

Are there vocals? Or is it instrumental?
Rock & Roll is background music for teenagers to fuck to.

Chovie D

no costumes, no live peformances
half our shit is one thing, the other half is something else entirely. you can hear both in the "post your latest recodings' thread.
half has lyrics half doesnt, the half that does, the lyrics are intentionally vague and without meaning.


name cannot be too jokey, racist, bigoted, or homophobic
shouldnt involve any known products or famous names, nor be a parody of those.
name cannot be taken, be too long, or be an inside joke that only me and two of my friends will get,

before i played in Kung pao...i was in Camel Toe  >:(...it can only go up from there folks.

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RAGER

Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 04:20:54 PM
no costumes, no live peformances
half our shit is one thing, the other half is something else entirely. you can hear both in the "post your latest recodings' thread.
half has lyrics half doesnt, the half that does, the lyrics are intentionally vague and without meaning.


name cannot be too jokey, racist, bigoted, or homophobic
shouldnt involve any known products or famous names, nor be a parody of those.
name cannot be taken, be too long, or be an inside joke that only me and two of my friends will get,

before i played in Kung pao...i was in Camel Toe  >:(...it can only go up from there folks.

Sheesh...
No Focus Pocus


RacerX

Quotename cannot be too jokey, racist, bigoted, or homophobic
shouldnt involve any known products or famous names, nor be a parody of those.
name cannot be taken, be too long, or be an inside joke that only me and two of my friends will get

That does't leave much to work with, does it?

Are film references out?

Lukewarm Water

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Green Globule

The New Originals



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Chovie D

I dont think not using or even referencing copyrighted trademarks is very restrictive. do you?

I hate all those names like REO SpeedDealer, Artimus Pyledriver, or whatever...and they NEVER end well for those bands do they?

RacerX

Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:22:56 PM
I dont think not using or even referencing copyrighted trademarks is very restrictive. do you?

I hate all those names like REO SpeedDealer, Artimus Pyledriver, or whatever...and they NEVER end well for those bands do they?

I see. So are film references out or not?
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Chovie D

Id rather not reference films, board games, sports teams or heros, products of any kind....

this is a band , not a wacky pack


RacerX

Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:44:54 PM
Id rather not reference films, board games, sports teams or heros, products of any kind....

this is a band , not a wacky pack



In that case, with irony being so popular these days, I suggest "The Wacky Pack."
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RacerX

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dogfood

Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:22:56 PM
I dont think not using or even referencing copyrighted trademarks is very restrictive. do you?

I hate all those names like REO SpeedDealer, Artimus Pyledriver, or whatever...and they NEVER end well for those bands do they?

I've met and chatted with Senor Schmidt from REO SpeedDealer and I gotta say what a real dude, not super nice, not an asshole just a regular dude.  And, them getting letters from Reo Speedwagon's lawyers is just plain righteous.  Anyone who pisses off Reo Speedwagon to that degree is awesome.  Heard the Rich Mullins disaster first hand.  WOW!  What can ya say about junkies that hasn't been said?  I can honestly say I haven't listened to YLD 'cause of that.  I used to love Karma to Burn...
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Lumpy

Rock & Roll is background music for teenagers to fuck to.

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Lumpy

Rock & Roll is background music for teenagers to fuck to.

Lumpy

Rock & Roll is background music for teenagers to fuck to.

Lumpy

Rock & Roll is background music for teenagers to fuck to.

Demon Lung

Quote from: Lumpy on July 26, 2013, 05:46:31 PM
POPPED COLLA HUSTLAZ
that was probably taken in the late 90s by a member of no limit records