naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks

[Chovie D]

big donkey dicks, little donkey dicks, crooked donkey dicks, you name it....naming a band suck them all.
tempted to throw my guitar in the street and run it over.

[RAGER]

Speed Peter.

[Slugfuct]

Buttpussy........best band name ever for anyone from the jam room

[Chovie D]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

[Lumpy]

No way, José. Naming a band is fun. I bet you will come up with something funny and cool.

Or what about paying respect to somebody else's music by naming the band after one of their lyrics, song titles, album titles etc.

Local/regional names are good too.

Inside joke, etc.

[Discö Rice]

It's actually one of my favorite aspects of starting a band.

[Discö Rice]

Thundergunt?

[agent of change]

[Discö Rice]

Electric Gunt?

Gunt Wizard?

Black Gunt?

Gunt Mountain?

[Lumpy]

Start compiling a list of band names, even if your band isn't ready. Everybody comes up with like 20 names, then vote or whatever.

[Jake]

This thread should be over after Gunt Wizard.

[Metal and Beer]

Is Black Wizard taken ?   

[Chovie D]

 


I liked the Gunt angle...but Gunt is taken.

god dammit. every name either sucks or is taken.

[clockwork green]

I'm starting a new band now and names are definitely a pain in the ass. I used to like coming up with band name but in hindsight they were all pretty awful. Even when I look at my iTunes, 95% or more of the bands I like have moderate to severely stupid names. Just as long as it's not excessively juvenile then I can tolerate most of them.

[RAGER]

Anal Gunt

[Chovie D]

yeah, everything I come up with is really juvenile or an inside joke that no one else would get. I dont wanna be so jokey this time.

maybe I should retitle the thread.

[Jake]

to...

Naming a band, "Sucks All Kinds of Donkey Dicks."

(We call ourselves SAKoDD for shorthand.)

[Chovie D]

Donkey Dick...the band ?

[Lumpy]

FRÖNTBÜTT

Too on-the-nose?

[Chovie D]

i thought about FrontButt and Buttsecks too. The guy im n the band with wont use anything with any Gay connotations in it. Otherwsie we'd already be called gay Unicorn.

[VOLVO)))]

I love Speed Peter

[eyeprod]

I named my new band CV.  It means whatever you want it to mean. I like cosmic voyeur. We've got a chick playing synth and shaking her ass

[clockwork green]

I'd worry that people would confuse CV with the band CIV which is another issue I have with names that are too close to other bands which is almost impossible to avoid.

[VOLVO)))]

Then you'll really hate my new band,  Sleap.

[lordfinesse]

I'd go with one of these:

Gashes to Gashes, Bust to Bust

Xelda: the Adventure of Chink

Drone Gunmen

The Four Whores, Man