More craigslist wtf!

[RAGER]

As in poxy shite?

[lordfinesse]

I never knew Chet played guitars like this:

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/msg/4703593163.html

[khoomeizhi]

gastonia, say no more.

[jibberish]

and if he did, he wouldn't have paid $450 for a homemade explorer.

[Jake]

I think it's mildly amusing when something's been on Craigslist for months and months at, say, $1220 and then the seller generously lowers the price to $1200. Some people were just not meant to be on that side of capitalism.

[bitter]

"I'm pretty firm, Bra".

[mortlock]

I kind of want this..
http://slo.craigslist.org/msg/4795432804.html

[lordfinesse]

Wow. Condition: "Badass."  It looks dangerous alright. Less for musical tones and more for home defense I'd say.

"Custom fretless neck with it's own special wrap" = frets hammered out with a screwdriver, fret holes covered with black electrical tape.

Also, "pickups need to be soldered back on to the tuning knobs." Huh?

[RAGER]

Really?  It's worth it to you to post something for $2 ?  Just give it away.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/msg/4805197265.html

[black]

 
$2.00?
Someone must be really hurting for cash.
I guess Artisan Mustache Wax doesn't just grow on trees.

[Lumpy]

That black tape is going to degrade and start oozing adhesive out the sides. It must have been destroyed-looking before the tape.

"Put a bird some spikes on it!"

[neighbor664]

It's probably PINK under the tape.

[lordfinesse]

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/msg/4811440384.html

[Danny G]

Austin CL has been awash in the re-tard as of late.

[Danny G]

@ Lord Finesse you should text him anyway haha.

"All texts will be ignored"

[lordfinesse]

Totally. "Yo man.. I need a new acoustic for recording, and this one looks ok. Will you take $45?"

[black]

It's alive?
Will seller include feeding and care instructions?

[Danny G]

"Drop picks into the sound hole. Then shake the guitar upside down until it poops them out."

[black]

 

[RAGER]

I'll give ya 20 bucks a piece.  eh never mind....

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/msg/4811782493.html

[khoomeizhi]

those have probably been sitting and attaining value too.

[RAGER]

Kinda like the all in one stereo  with 6 cd changer it came with and the press board cabinet and smoked glass front.

[RAGER]

Used vibrator! 

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/msg/4830072852.html

[VOLVO)))]

I want that.

[Danny G]

Reliced?