The Walking Dead

[MadJohnShaft]

They got fucking 100s of cars at their disposal, line then up against the fences all around the perimeter - I can't figure out what these people are doing all damn day long. If the Governor is hiding in the bushes throwing rats up against the fence, then why the fuck don't they assign one person to walk around and throw the rats 4 feet back into the grass.  Or go sit out there in the dark one night with a gun and catch whomever is doing it. Just Duh.

If the Zombies are all pushing against one spot - then don't stand at that same spot so they push harder.  Walk 12 feet along the fence. Duh.

It's a goddamned prison - they probably have miles of razor wire to go string along the ground outside the fences too.  Make a walkway over to the little stream where they get their water.



Fucking Duh this damn show.

[The Bandit]

Maybe the virus that is in all of them affects their cognitive abilities?

[JkFlesh]

I can't believe how unrealistic this zombie show is!!!!!!!!11111!

I'm sure DadJohnShaft would behave in the most rational, practical, level-headed fashion imaginable in the face of the zombie apocalypse.  As long as there's wireless.

[RAGER]

It's like these people haven't seen a zombie movie.  Is Bolt writing these episodes?

[peoplething]

I stopped watching last season, it just got toooooooooo awful.

yes, I know it's about the characters.

do I care? - no.

why? none of the characters are worth a spit. for no other reason than what dadjohnshaft pointed out. it's set in the frigging zombie apocolypse! even if their universe has never seen a zombie before, you'd think after a year or so, people would start to figure out how to defend a position or themselves.

but no. they can't come up with the tiniest of ideas or learn to cooperate enough so they don't get eaten. and so, they are all morons and deserve to be eaten.

on top of that, when writers implement really stupid decisions by characters in horror movies (such as walking into the basement when there's a crazy axe murderer around) the movie is ~90 minutes long, the audience can usually suspend disbelief for that amount of time.

but that only works in that time frame. when a weekly show in it's 3rd or 4th season continually has characters making the same dumb decisions it's subjected to a level of scrutiny by the audience that simply won't support those decisions.  i.e. the suspension of disbelief becomes harder and harder.

hate watch indeed.

[deleted account]

is it a safe guess that you're not much of a Talking Dead fan, either?

[bitter]

I don't watch that. It's like those old daytime recap shows of soap operas that my grandma used to watch on local news networks. A question, does anyone ever criticize the show on the talking dead, or do they just gush over it like it's the best thing on TV.

I like TWD, but it baffles me at times with its near-constant derpiness.

[peoplething]

is it a safe guess that you're not much of a Talking Dead fan, either?

lol

I didn't even know that show existed until just now. we haven't had cable for a decade, so i netflix or stream anything i want to see.

so it's a talk show about a tv show? man, AMC is squeezing ever penny out of this thing.

[deleted account]

I've never seen that show, bitter.  I don't have cable or netflix.  me and the local bros get together once a week to watch WD.  but I've heard it's a good show, including a recent bombing by Marilyn Manson that the host/ guests have had no shame in clowning him on.  so it can't be ALL bad

[MadJohnShaft]

Talking dead - I can't even stand that show in the ads in the commercial breaks. That and the ads for Comic Book girls make this show DVR mandatory.

You Know Who is back - God I hope they don't just repeat everything with that character yet again.

[Jor el]

Yep

[GodShifter]

EMMYS! EMMYS!

Stop talking about how bad this groundbreaking, fantastic show is! It's upsetting!

[The Bandit]

The Governor can suck a dick.   Gretchen Producers, stop trying to make fetch the Governor happen! It's not going to happen!

[bitter]

I'd prefer the Governor to be gone for good, but dug the episode. Kind of ended a bit quickly, so it'll probably turn back into a real mess next week.

[JkFlesh]

I liked the episode, and thought that its portrayal of the Governor's re-humanization was more compelling and credible than the attempts to make him appear evil, particularly his unconvincing (if effectively shocking) freakout massacre at the end of the last season.

[RAGER]

The older sister must be super horny cuz it was immediately apparent she was gonna get down with the colonel even in his current disheveled state.

Speaking of which, when are Rick and Michonne (sp) gona get..it...on?

[deleted account]

disheveled?  that's the post-apocalyptic Kris Kristofferson/ Nick Fury look!  very big with the ladies

[RAGER]

But ya know he had some stank ass.  Chicks dig stank ass?

[deleted account]

compared to zombies he smells like Irish Spring.  that's gotta count for a lot

[RAGER]

True story.

[bitter]

The other one was a dyke.

[GodShifter]

The Governor was very Snake Pliskin looking there for a bit. Kind of a tribute there I thought. That was a good episode; more of that and this show could redeem itself.

[CanookieWookie]

Shut up!, you stupid, fucking cunts! All you do is complain!, complain!, complain!

[retardgroove]

This show is very dull out of the city. They need to go back for guns again.

[juan11]

Worst episode ever. Except for a couple of new tank tops, including that hot southern wife chick from that special forces show with that President Palmer dude.