Movies you've seen recently

[retardgroove]

Save time and just watch Spaceballs.

[STONER HULK]

RETARDGROOVE SPEAK TRUTH!

[Jor el]

   

[whoshotthefrog]

It had a few funny moments, but it definitely wasn't as good as the first movie.

[whoshotthefrog]

This was meh at best.

[mortlock]

Loved everything about this film. One of my favorite movies to watch in quite some time.

red boxed this. Pretty awesome movie. The fight scenes were the best.

[whoshotthefrog]

I actually liked this and Jennifer Lawrence was sexy as hell in it. Plus, she was a pretty viscous killer.

[mortlock]

infinity wars. i mean what can you really say at this point. it was cool. action with some action and more action, some flying and landing and explosions and monsters and action and forcefields.

[Lumpy]

"The Shape of Water".

Turns out it's dick-shaped. Some good full frontal and rear frontal* nudity. (This one time, I seen me a naked lady). Has a couple of sex scenes. Unnecessarily cartoony, and I cringed a bunch of times. A lot of the characters were caricatures, and the sets too, everything kinda predictable and too heavy handed. Was this by the same guy who did "Pan's Labyrinth"? Because that was a lot better. Fish guy did nothing for me, not captivated or scared or interested or anything. I watched this in three installments, because meh. Could have been much better, but not the worst either. B-minus for trying (good looking movie, and full bush.)


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[mortlock]

"The Shape of Water".

Turns out it's dick-shaped. Some good full frontal and rear frontal* nudity. (This one time, I seen me a naked lady). Has a couple of sex scenes. Unnecessarily cartoony, and I cringed a bunch of times. A lot of the characters were caricatures, and the sets too, everything kinda predictable and too heavy handed. Was this by the same guy who did "Pan's Labyrinth"? Because that was a lot better. Fish guy did nothing for me, not captivated or scared or interested or anything. I watched this in three installments, because meh. Could have been much better, but not the worst either. B-minus for trying (good looking movie, and full bush.)


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full bush in movies means nothing in the internet era.

[Lumpy]

You paying extra for the unscrambled?

[sleestak]

Saw 2001 4K restore in the giant IMAX at the Science Center.   Amazing.

What a fucking trip seeing this in huge high def with the premium sound.   If it's playing near you and you don't hate it don't miss it.

[MikeyT]

I actually liked this and Jennifer Lawrence was sexy as hell in it. Plus, she was a pretty viscous killer.

   Yeah, she was really fine- and credible. Thought a couple of the scenes were a little hokey, but overall it was well done. Not something I'd want to watch frequently, but I've always been intrigued by the CIA, spies, etc..

[whoshotthefrog]

Not a bad film which was based on a true story. Part documentary, part reenactment. 4 college students tried stealing rare books from their college. Dumb fucks didn't think it out to well so obviously they got caught.

[socket]

I guess I don't need to see it now.

[whoshotthefrog]

I guess I don't need to see it now.

My bad, socket. I apologize if I spoiled it for you.

[socket]

I don't care - was just fucking around.

[renfield]

It's his cheesiest movie so far, but I was so fucking down with Jeremy Saulnier's HOLD THE DARK. As far as I'm concerned this dude is 4 for 4 and one of the most badass voices in modern cinema.

[Lumpy]

Mostly boring, IMO (I had to break this up into 4 sessions) although towards the end there are some good visual effects, but that doesn't always carry a movie, for me. All the acting is super deadpan, it's a good vehicle for whoever did the animation (especially one particularly good 'floating energy/portal' effect) and that's about it. Has some pseudo scientific jargon and related pseudo-philosophical underpinnings, to which I can only say "whatever". 75% of the movie is tedious. Hard C.

[whoshotthefrog]

Interesting documentary with the story behind it being really fucked up. Basically, 3 triplets were separated at birth where each one of the triplets was adopted by a different family. Neither the parents or kids knew about the separation until by chance a friend of one of the triplets met the other at college. I had a high interest in the film due to being an identical twin.

[socket]

I thought Annihilation was ok. Some of the characters where stupid.

This triplets thing sounds cool.

[renfield]

I'm very excited to see the new HALLOWEEN, based on the reactions I've heard from a few trusted sources

[socket]

I bet there's a bunch of shoehorned SJW bullshit.

[renfield]

Do they have a POC playing Mike Myers or something?

[Josh]

I haven't seen it, but I read that Laurie Strode is now a prepper with a massive arsenal of guns. I don't know if Jamie Lee Curtis insisted that she also be well stocked with laxative yogurt or not.