Female drummer wanted

mortlock · April 05, 2016, 01:06:03 AM

shouldnt be too much of a concern then.

Soundgardenia · April 19, 2016, 02:58:48 PM

This chick just replied to my ad:

everdrone · April 19, 2016, 04:02:19 PM

why no males??? so if you had only these two choices, would you take:

A) a mediocre female drummer with 'the look'

or

B) a pleasantly plump BBW really good drummer

so A or B and why, does it matter if she is single or not

Soundgardenia · April 19, 2016, 04:46:00 PM

Oy vey, I explained the female thing on the first page.

By BBW I guess you mean big beautiful women, which I have no problem with because I'm a curvy chick myself. So I guess I really don't understand your point. Both the Black Sabbitch lady and this girl from the video I posted seem to be anything but mediocre.

Soundgardenia · April 19, 2016, 04:47:40 PM

Wait... Dong?

black · April 19, 2016, 05:08:48 PM

Quote from: Soundgardenia on April 19, 2016, 02:58:48 PM
This chick just replied to my ad:

Rad.
Your patience looks to be paying off.
I hope it works out.
Because that would be..well..rad.

everdrone · April 19, 2016, 05:33:01 PM

whats wrong with having one dude and 3 or 4 chicks together in a small room jamming sabbath? if so that is my calling, I need to put an ad up. yes! form over substance.

I may screen applicants further tho

but ya that drummer chick is in

everdrone · April 19, 2016, 05:45:01 PM

here are some ideas to modify your ad that I have seen:

"Need female ddrummer...no flukes or groupiers please." (We're allergic to fish)

"Looking for female drummer who sings...vocal talent not necessary. Must weigh 9 or 10 on hottie scale." (Pounds?)

"I am the lyricist/ female lead singer/songwrietr founder of the band [Josiah Hawk] ,the only reason i say this, is not to be ego, but to tell you ,this music thes bad is something i have sacrficed alot for and put my heart and soul inot, i wil od that for all of us, but you have to want it too."

""We need a strong [female] drummer that's sexy and powerful. I want tattoos and the pin-up girl look, ie Betty Page. I said sexy, so you should no[sp] that's within, not on the outside...We also don't want a double bassdrummer. A little is ok, but that's it."

"Female drummer wanted...you don't need to be super thin, but we want someone without a weight problem."

"Wanted: Female drummer who can play simply and poignantly...You should have some stage personality, be able to laugh and be able to handle banter about dildos, poop, and David Lee Roth's ass baring chaps without blushing."

Lumpy · April 19, 2016, 06:13:12 PM

Quote from: Soundgardenia on April 19, 2016, 02:58:48 PM
This chick just replied to my ad:

She seems nice...

jibberish · April 20, 2016, 03:47:51 AM

is it wrong to want several female drummers at once?

what do you get your drummer chick for her birthday? Pearls duh!

Discö Rice · April 22, 2016, 06:23:36 PM

Quote from: Soundgardenia on April 19, 2016, 02:58:48 PM
This chick just replied to my ad:

Wow! She's a hitter, too! Good luck, lady! I hope this works out.

everdrone · April 22, 2016, 07:05:35 PM

Quote from: jibberish on April 20, 2016, 03:47:51 AM
is it wrong to want several female drummers at once?

what do you get your drummer chick for her birthday? Pearls duh!

+1

Soundgardenia · April 27, 2016, 02:15:18 PM

So, we jammed for 3 hours last night and these chicks are just amazing. I should've done hand exercises because my left hand was super shakey by the time we were done, but I'll get there with practice.
I was listening to the recordings this morning and it doesn't sound like I originally though it was gonna sound (we were thinking mega fuzz wall of sound Sabbath worship) but it turned out to sound like this weird cross between Melvins and Hawkwind and it somehow worked just perfectly! I'm honestly surprised they want to jam with me again because I still feel a little rusty for not playing for so long, but they just kept saying everything was awesome so fuck! I'm stoked!

Lumpy · April 27, 2016, 02:17:36 PM

jibberish · April 27, 2016, 05:03:44 PM

\m/\m/

edit: smithers wasn't around to help out here, so this is what he is TRYING to do there.

black · April 27, 2016, 05:09:29 PM

Congrats!
Hope it continues to move forward for y'all.

everdrone · April 27, 2016, 06:24:33 PM

cool pics and video footage needed for proof and my viewing pleasure

Soundgardenia · April 27, 2016, 09:25:02 PM

Soon!

We're gonna jam a bit more, record some more of said jams, create a soundcloud and start sharing the goods.

everdrone · April 27, 2016, 09:27:29 PM

yes

Danny G · April 28, 2016, 05:43:00 AM

Still going to rock the corpse paint?

Only asking because I would suggest sugar skull makeup instead. Looks cooler IMHO

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Soundgardenia · April 28, 2016, 11:51:04 AM

Still waiting for the white paint to arrive from China. Sugar skull paint is not as brvtal and kvlt. I plan on laying it down pretty heavily on the bass when the paint arrives (which is why I was practicing the flamenco measures the other day).

Danny G · April 28, 2016, 01:49:43 PM

A corpse paint/sugar skull hybrid theme?

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black · April 28, 2016, 05:07:31 PM

Quote from: everdrone on April 27, 2016, 06:24:33 PM
cool pics and video footage needed for proof and my viewing pleasure

Will you all be practicing in bikini tops?*

asking for a friend*
(*everdrone)

everdrone · April 28, 2016, 09:23:20 PM

lol yes express yourselves please

and I need them to smile at the camera suggestively too when they do their Bikini Sabbath Worship songs

this shizzle is along the lines of what I have in mind:

black · April 28, 2016, 09:46:47 PM

I love it when Zepparella clips are posted.
Gives insecure guys a chance to dig Zeppelin sexiness without worrying about being too faggy.
Not that I ever worry about fagging out to creative dudes that I love.
Probably why I often get pegged as a fag.

That and the often too demonstrative deal I seem to have.

But yeah.
Sexy Bands Are Sexy!!!

/zepparella!