naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks

[Chovie D]

I like Cabbage alot...my bandmate will therefor hate it.

Norm from the swans had a band called "Of Cabbage and Kings" 

god, this sucks donkey dicks

[Lumpy]

Just forget about a band name that sounds "cool" -- those are mostly taken. Less demand for a name that sounds un-cool.

There's a popular band in Thailand called POTATO (that's how I came up with CABBAGE). There's a terrible band in Mexico called Cabbage but they're teenagers (so c'mon, their band is doomed) and they haven't updated their FB for a year.

How about ONION BOY?

SALAD?

[mutantcolors]

to...

Naming a band, "Sucks All Kinds of Donkey Dicks."

(We call ourselves SAKoDD for shorthand.)

Sack O.D.

Album title Too Many Testicles

[Demon Lung]

Ambulance chasers

[Danny G]

Dungeons and Donkeys

Donkey Danglers

Dangling Donkey

Dick Donkey




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[Demon Lung]

Just name the band "the donkey dick that got sucked"

[Lumpy]

I still think a fishing name is the way to go.

LUNKHEAD

HOOKLINE & SINKER

MONOFILAMENT SOMETHING

[Chovie D]

I had a band breifly that had a fishing name.

The Chrome Piggies. when fish enter our rivers from the ocean to swim upstream and spawn , they are bright silver colored and at their freshest. so a chrome pig is fat fresh fish. by they time they get all the way upstream they become discolored and their flesh begins to decay...those are called boots.

evne tho the band only existed for a couple fake rehearsals(drunk jam sessions really), I still would feel odd using the name. but yeah Ive been thru the whole fishing thing before, downrigger, catch and Release,  buzzbombs, yellow rod crackers, the treble hooks, the flossers.

I dunno, still nothing grabbing me.

[VOLVO)))]

I played drums in "Don't Horse it"

We went by D. H. I.

HEHEHE

What about shitty car names?

Monza? Gremlin? Pacer? Pinto? Chevette?

[eddiefive10]

My last band was fishing inspired in a weird way, my buddy Ethan played bass and drums in the band Freya with Carl from Earth Crisis, I stopped in one day when the were practicing and Carl started asking me about snow mobiling and fishing for sturgeon on the St Lawrence river, I got back to band practice and we thought it was the craziest thing, Carl from Earth Crisis asked me about fishing for sturgeon!?!?!?!?  So we thought about the name sturgeon and it was taken, but the name Acipenser the scientific name wasn't, I thought it sounded like a grind band name myself. I also looked up Sabbath song titles and to this day I've never seen a band called "LORD OF THIS WORLD"

[Muffin Man]

Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.

ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!

[Demon Lung]

Chum was a grunge band in the 90s. They did a grunge version of "darling Nikki" from prince.

[Chovie D]

Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.

ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!

i dont really envision any kind of release for this band. It seems unlikely.
but I will let you know when its up on the internet.

this is fuckin bullshit man. Im so sick of even tryng to think of a name...fuck it.

[neighbor664]

Acronym comprised of the first initial of each member's last name.

[Demon Lung]

How about the one eyed monster?

[Chovie D]

Acronym comprised of the first initial of each member's last name.

there's only two band members so it would be "JM"....

[neighbor664]

Acronym comprised of the first initial of each member's last name.

there's only two band members so it would be "JM"....

Or MJ (eluding to some Michael Jackson connection?)

[Lumpy]

BABYJUICE

Wait, are you looking for some sort of BLACK SERPENT type name?

[Demon Lung]

Serpent of the moon

[Lumpy]

KILL UGLY FLAB

(not taken yet)

FLAB

(ditto?)

variations (FLABFIGHTER, etc)

[Lumpy]

I know bad suggestions can be worse than nothing. My friend recommended the name GIBLET to me 

[liquidsmoke]

Chovie D

[Metal and Beer]

Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.

ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!

i dont really envision any kind of release for this band. It seems unlikely...

No shows and no releases planned?

You Might Not Need a Name ™

[neighbor664]

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[Chovie D]

Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.

ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!

i dont really envision any kind of release for this band. It seems unlikely...

No shows and no releases planned?

You Might Not Need a Name ™

need a name to  make a facebook page...thats about it. making music should be about making music and fun...instead its just about a bunch of fake ass crap ...oh well.