breakfast

mortlock · September 30, 2020, 06:42:01 PM

good choice. you couldnt afford me anyways.

socket · September 30, 2020, 10:32:33 PM

I'd probably pay more per plate from Morty than Jom. I think there needs to be Dave vs Jom cookoff.

Lumpy · September 30, 2020, 10:39:23 PM

It could be like Iron Chef where they get a surprise ingredient that they have to use in every dish.

mortlock · September 30, 2020, 10:42:22 PM

im in.
joms creations are extraordinary. i am honored to compete on his level.

Lumpy · September 30, 2020, 11:09:23 PM

I think you could take him. Especially if the judges are anti-Ranch.

Muffin Man · October 01, 2020, 12:21:49 AM

I am prepared to serve as one of the judges

socket · October 01, 2020, 12:42:47 AM

Episode 1: Mayonnaise

Muffin Man · October 01, 2020, 04:28:53 AM

mortlock · October 10, 2020, 10:19:18 PM

Quote from: socket on October 01, 2020, 12:42:47 AM
Episode 1: Mayonnaise

im fuckin totally going to do a mayo episode.

RAGER · October 11, 2020, 12:12:58 AM

Mayo is super simple. Just gotta have the technique.

Muffin Man · October 11, 2020, 02:14:04 AM

Muffin Man · October 11, 2020, 02:17:14 AM

I found my cuisinart hand held blender! What's the deal with Mayo?

Muffin Man · October 11, 2020, 02:19:36 AM

Quote from: socket on September 30, 2020, 10:32:33 PM
I'd probably pay more per plate from Morty than Jom. I think there needs to be Dave vs Jom cookoff.

Whatever they charge? I'll undercut'em by $5 dollars. Deal?

socket · October 11, 2020, 02:20:35 AM

Like I suspected. They'll have to pay you!

Muffin Man · October 11, 2020, 02:25:21 AM

HA! Yes. As you can imagine I'm pretty well booked! Upgrading the mainframe infrastructure as soon as the electrical pad farm is certified. No hangups so far! 12 hour days. Trust me, we burn 6 12's.

RAGER · October 11, 2020, 02:34:52 PM

Fried eggs with ham and cheese tater stacks.

Muffin Man · October 11, 2020, 03:17:47 PM

Magnificient! Clearly calls for a bloody mary or two. Hang on a minute...

RAGER · November 01, 2020, 02:44:50 PM

mortlock · November 02, 2020, 10:56:04 AM

Those better not be rasins or the collab is off.

RAGER · November 02, 2020, 11:13:43 AM

Oh hell no! Chili oil with fermented black soy beans.

socket · November 03, 2020, 02:32:01 AM

PHEW!

Muffin Man · November 03, 2020, 02:49:52 AM

Thats gonna clog the pipes

mortlock · November 13, 2020, 10:44:43 AM

Sunny side up egg over potato pancake with sausage.

Muffin Man · November 13, 2020, 11:50:42 PM

Ugh. No. Clearly gimped. What the hot sauce? Looks correct, probably Louisisaca style or, Tapatilo. Looks watery, which in this case is correct. The toast side can fuck off. The sauasage look hopless. I hope you had enough Malpe Syrup for that "sauasge".

mortlock · November 14, 2020, 09:53:17 AM

The hotsauce is topps store brand discounted as evident by line through bar code. The toast is a heal piece from a bullshit loaf of white bread. The sausage is school cafeteria quality.
Maple syrup is for pussies who cant handle high quality cafeteria sausage.

I put this together to show off my culinary skillz. Not many people are capable of making more with less.