What the fuck should I make for dinner

[Muffin Man]

tasting plate I guess from last night. fig balsamic dribble over mozz. red oil soy dipping sauce

[socket]

why can't you just use a fork? or your fingers?

[mortlock]

tasting plate I guess from last night. fig balsamic dribble over mozz. red oil soy dipping sauce

that is amazing. no expense spared.

[RAGER]

I eat popcorn with chopsticks.

[Lumpy]

Are those locally sourced Hobo Fingers?

[RAGER]

Free range sardine fed.

[Muffin Man]

why can't you just use a fork? or your fingers?

Exactly. Those are just photo props. I always use a spoon but nevre fingers unless at the sushii bar. I fucking hate licking my fingers so its spoon, unless sushi - they give you those hot towels.

[RAGER]

Made these poblano and jack cheese tacos with a special ancho and guajillo chili meat sauce.

[mortlock]

Looks close to a garbage plate meat sauce.

[RAGER]

Very similar approach yes. You'll see when I do a rendition.

[socket]

you talk a lot of garbage plate talk, captain.

[Lumpy]

Retracted

[RAGER]

R&D. I don't want to make a mockery of this.

Patience.

[RAGER]

Rubbed and roasted chicken the other night.

[RAGER]

Last night I made a crispy bottomed dumpling spread.

[socket]

DIPPING SAUCE

[RAGER]

Make this northern Thai red curry soup thing.

Kuaytiew jin hoom gai sii khrong muu yang.

[RAGER]

Ph? bò tonight.

[mortlock]

You need to stick to hotdogs and fries. 

[RAGER]

Ha!  Starting on it now.  It'll take all damn day

[RAGER]

Oh yeah!

[Pissy]

I mean, are you supposed to only eat that stuff if you paid an asian for the finished product?   So little thought can go into the hashtag outrage movement.

[RAGER]

Or it can't be as good if you make it on your own.  I ain't sand baggin for nobody.

AND she is the one SELLING "taco salad" and "guacamole".  My shit ain't for sale.  People are ridiculous.

[Pissy]

It's weird.  I can't even form the words to express my thoughts on the matter. 

[RAGER]

You'll be canceled if you do.