Game of Thrones

[GodShifter]

quote author=Dylan Thomas link=topic=1506.msg282824#msg282824 date=1370902738]=1370902738]

I've read the first three books twice and I cannot recall that Theon's dick was cut off, but, perhaps, it was alluded to in a later book and it eluded me (see what I did there?)

Anyway, who wants to bet that they change the story with Shae and her, um, well, I can't give anything away, I guess, and there is no spoiler button. Still I have my theories

Asha in the books is described as much being prettier than she is in the show, but I think the idea is to make the Ironborn look pretty pasty and not concerned about appearances. They live on a cold, barren island, after all. NOTHING GROWS HERE[/qoute]

I'm hoping they bring in the Martells next season, that would really add some spice to the show.

Pun intended?

[The Shocker]

I think they keep the Shae stuff as is.  Too good of a plot point.

[GodShifter]

I think they keep the Shae stuff as is.  Too good of a plot point.

I'd be surprised as the relationship dynamic with Shae and Tyrion is different in the tv show. Shae's whole demeanor and character is different as is her loyalty and jealousy towards Tyrion. Still, we'll see.

[strangelight]

i think shae will still do what shae does, but i think she'll have different motivations in the tv show.

cold hands better be around, because i think cold hands is actually a character back from season 1 and i want it to come full circle.

asha/yara was probably sexier in the books, but i do feel like if they scrubbed her clean and put her in some different clothes she'd be hot. there are a thousand pretty ladies on this show, though. i think we can make do with two butchies. (brienne didn't even have a line this episode but i still loved the look she gave jamie when no one recognized him at king's landing)

theon isn't actually in books 3 or 4 at all. he comes back in book 5 as reek, and it's mentioned in that book that he doesn't have a penis. (semi spoiler, stop reading if you want your torture porn to be a surprise: ramsay gets hitched and forces theon to warm up his bride for him. he says he doesn't have a cock anymore so ramsay tells him to use his mouth. ramsay also makes his wife have sex with dogs in front of him, which i REALLY hope they leave out of the show, even in passing. because holy fuck please no).

[The Bandit]

http://io9.com/dj-hodor-is-in-the-hodor-512673737

[strangelight]

that's almost as amazing as the time we found out shae did german porn.

[The Bandit]

But the porn she did is basically PG-13 compared to other German porn.  Kind of disappointing.

[strangelight]

i saw a vid of her doing anal. that's pretty good.

[The Bandit]

Ok, so R- rated.

[strangelight]

anal only gets an R? you're desensitized, dude.

[The Bandit]

We're talking about German porn Liz...







And yes, I'm desensitized.

[strangelight]

you're right. a dog should've shit on her, at least...

[strangelight]

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y'all can join my hoose if you want.

[Marcos Reino]

[The Bandit]

If they had a flayed man as the Boltons' sigil, can I have a man pissing on the beheaded heads of my enemies on mine?

[The Bandit]

http://www.avclub.com/articles/game-of-thrones-badass-bronn-used-to-be-a-cuddly-b,96084/

[Soundgardenia]

[strangelight]

 

[The Shocker]

[Instant Dan]

I can't believe I just started getting into this show.

[Jor el]

I just watched 9 straight hours of this nonsense.

[The Shocker]

Arya fuckin shit up. Yeah!

[Instant Dan]

[spoiler] Looks like next week is the Purple Wedding.[/spoilers]

[Jor el]

What's with HBO being $17.99 ?

[MadJohnShaft]

We'll see, they have to pay all those actors and dress them. There's cameras and lunch for the crew. It's how our economy works.


I can't be bothered to follow much of the plot of this so I just look at the pretty sets and costumes.