Craigslist fail

[Hemisaurus]

You ask for trades, I ask what sort of thing you're looking for, you reply, what you got?

FAIL

[morgantician]

I suggest you start listing things in your spice cabinet, toiletries, collection of towels by color, list of jokes you could tell, and describe different facial expressions you could send him pictures of you making.

[themusketking]

I'm always looking for a good sammich.

[Ranbat]

Just as bad is when you say you're interested in trades, list the types of items you'd be interested in, and they offer to give you a tattoo    Or, instead of musical gear, they wanna know if you would trade for a CRT monitor and some old computer parts. 

[ryansummit]

yo gimmie that tattoo guys number dude
i need some ink
you know cause i love pain n shit
im crazy like that
i got cypress hill beanie, and my moms wedding ring to trade

[bitter]

i got cypress hill beanie, and my moms wedding ring to trade

[Lumpy]

They're probably fishing around, hoping for somebody dumb -- "All I got to trade is this amp from the 50's, but it's probably not worth very much"