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Started by WhoreOfTijuana, July 25, 2013, 11:44:25 PM

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WhoreOfTijuana





does he say  "whoa" anywhere?!?!?


boltthrow

Bad CGI, check.
Stilted "Oriental" narration, check.
Fat Keanu, check.
Sterotypical dragon monsters, check.
Bad Keanu acting, check.
Faux tough guy (and chick) banter, check.
Won't see it, check.

WhoreOfTijuana

Quote from: boltthrow on July 26, 2013, 07:35:40 AM
Bad CGI, check.
Stilted "Oriental" narration, check.
Fat Keanu, check.
Sterotypical dragon monsters, check.
Bad Keanu acting, check.
Faux tough guy (and chick) banter, check.
Won't see it, check.

All the reasons to see it!!  It's Keanu !

peoplething

why would they hire Keanu Reeves to do a short that only lasts two minutes and thirty seconds?
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