Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough

MadJohnShaft · July 15, 2013, 11:50:56 AM

Busting some science....

Pissy · July 15, 2013, 01:57:33 PM

So a green double twig carefully supporting the X,Y components of our 3D Euclidean reality? How does the spring loaded bent over Y handling portion of your machine not rip that melty goodness to shreds? Or spring it off the steek?

Unless of course the middle of your marshmallow is still cool, holding the package in place, in which case ... Pfft. You get a "foreskin only" marshmallow.

MadJohnShaft · July 15, 2013, 03:28:22 PM

Very good question - the bent portion is sort of that shape already and puts little pressure on the marshmallow - other than to keep it from falling off or spinning around the stick - otherwise you are right it would fling it off once the inside liquified.... maybe that's another variation for self defense purposes.

Dr.Zayus · July 16, 2013, 12:06:58 AM

What you need to do is get a piece of aluminum foil, and put a banana in it. Slit it down the middle, put some marshmallows,, some chocolate, and crumbled up Graham crackers in the middle of the banana. Wrap up the foil, and then throw it I'm the coals for a few minutes. Then enjoy. S'mores will never be good enough after that.

MadJohnShaft · July 16, 2013, 01:46:57 PM

I did that but with the apples from the neighbors tree, some cut up Rhubarb from my sad Rhubarb patch, golden raises, butter, nuts, brown sugar and whatever else I throw in before sealing up (plantains? cinnamon? cayenne? etc). Set on grill til after the dinner's eaten.

Server over ice cream. Delicious.

Sparkle Motion · July 17, 2013, 08:18:59 AM

Quote from: Pissy on July 15, 2013, 01:57:33 PM
So a green double twig carefully supporting the X,Y components of our 3D Euclidean reality? How does the spring loaded bent over Y handling portion of your machine not rip that melty goodness to shreds? Or spring it off the steek?

Unless of course the middle of your marshmallow is still cool, holding the package in place, in which case ... Pfft. You get a "foreskin only" marshmallow.

EEEEEEEEEE ERRRRRRRRRR! EEEEEEEEEE ERRRRRRRRRR! EEEEEEEEEE ERRRRRRRRRR! NERD ALERT!

MadJohnShaft · July 17, 2013, 08:26:23 AM

Nerds are in in food.

Sparkle Motion · July 17, 2013, 09:43:36 AM

Sparkle Motion · July 17, 2013, 01:09:22 PM

Shaft - Did you smite me because I called you and Pissy nerds?

MadJohnShaft · July 18, 2013, 09:05:36 AM

No, I smite you because I suspect you changed your user name to this one from some other more familiar one and I fucking hate that.

Pissy · July 18, 2013, 09:08:16 AM

Quote from: MadJohnShaft on July 18, 2013, 09:05:36 AM
No, I smite you because I suspect you changed your user name to this one from some other more familiar one and I fucking hate that.

He's not an alias shaft. He was was SparkleMotion in ElDanno land too.

MadJohnShaft · July 18, 2013, 09:11:12 AM

I don't want to change this opinion so I will ignore the facts

Pissy · July 18, 2013, 09:16:57 AM

Smote.

Sparkle Motion · July 18, 2013, 09:35:14 AM

Well, I smite you because you smited me and I fucking hate that.

MadJohnShaft · July 18, 2013, 09:37:02 AM

Sorry, you can't repeat a Focus action without waiting 1 hours.

Sparkle Motion · July 18, 2013, 09:48:16 AM

Is that like waiting half an hour after eating before going swimming?

MadJohnShaft · July 18, 2013, 10:29:01 AM

Marshmallows - you can make your own. Not sure why you would want to though....

Sparkle Motion · July 18, 2013, 10:32:01 AM

My son and I made them one time. They were kind of a big sticky mess. They tasted good though.

I doubt I will ever make them again. Not a terrible rainy day activity.