I actually want to answer this ad.
http://austin.craigslist.org/muc/3204252278.html
Do it!!
If you audition, you have to go before him, and he will ask you, "What is the riddle of steel?". If you don't know it, he will cast you out of Valhalla and laugh at you.
If nothing else the dude seems to have a sense of humor
Dude, I like this guy.
We posted one requiring "a pair of brass balls" and some guy responded like we committed a mortal sin. "WHY WOULD YOU FAGS WANT A.DRUMMER WITH BALLS MADE OF A SOFT PRECIOUS METAL WHEN MINE ARE MADE OF STAINLESS STEEL?"
we laughed and responded with "brass is an alloy."
And that was the end of it.
This thread is beautiful.
That's a nice add. I would totally respond to that.
I could write songs about pissing on the crushed skulls of my enemies.
And maybe on a couple of randy wenches too.
I'd totally nail the Riddle of Steel.
Flesh, boy! For what is steel, compared to the hand that WEILDS IT?
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And if I still get laughed out of Valhalla, I'll just go drink at Headhunters.
(Worfless should get a good chuckle from that \m/,)
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Haha!
/inside joke
I would totally do it. If it was local and I had free time, playing troo metal would be a blast.
Pair of Sunn 118RH's unloaded, uncovered, $20 each.
(http://www.triplerguitar.com/store/media/images/product_detail/Image1893.jpg)
that's what I hope they look like after they're recovered and loaded with these Black Widows I've got ;D
Dude? Dude. Dude!
reminds me of the reno 911! renaissance fair patton oswalt improv skits
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2006/08/renopat.gif)