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Title: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: bbottom on June 14, 2012, 11:23:26 PM
I've named my last 4 or 5 bands. And I think that they were all pretty creative and well thought our names.

So with my one new band we are at the point where it comes to picking a name. I've been doing my part in throwing some pretty creative non dumb sounding names out there.

Well every name that they've thrown out there is terrible. And I mean terrible. We practice in a chicken coupe that was converted into storage units. So the one guy keeps suggestion names with either chicken or bird in it.
The other guy keeps throwing dumb Seinfeld references out there for a band name.
If these names were dumb, yet creative I could dig that... but they are just awful. Like band name generator awful.

So my question is this..... how does one go about convincing people with terrible ideas that mine are much much better?
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: liquidsmoke on June 14, 2012, 11:34:04 PM
Tell them that almost every possible band name already being taken is no excuse for you guys to have a horrible one.

Keep coming up with awesome names and keep presenting them to the other members. Hopefully something will click with them. Then use Google to see if the name is free if you care about that, most people don't but some with lawyer friends/dads do.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Lumpy on June 15, 2012, 12:23:28 AM
I would give them like 10 names you like. Overwhelm them with numbers. Or as many as possible.

Or take whatever name you like best, and make it into a logo to show them (some people have no imagination, and need to have things spelled out visually. A lot of people are like that, even visual artists sometimes).

If this doesn't work, make fun of their ideas ;)

(What are their ideas? We can make fun of them here. Describe the music too)
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: VOLVO))) on June 15, 2012, 12:28:36 AM
Fuck. I am a victim of retard bandmates, in the past. "DUDE LETS NAME OUR BAND THE BLUE ANGELS, AFTER LIKE, LIT FARTS?"

I seriously wanted to quit at that point. Name comes last, pretty much.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: bbottom on June 15, 2012, 12:59:50 AM
Quote from: Lumpy on June 15, 2012, 12:23:28 AM
I would give them like 10 names you like. Overwhelm them with numbers. Or as many as possible.

Or take whatever name you like best, and make it into a logo to show them (some people have no imagination, and need to have things spelled out visually. A lot of people are like that, even visual artists sometimes).

If this doesn't work, make fun of their ideas ;)

(What are their ideas? We can make fun of them here. Describe the music too)

I've already taken the approach of blasting them with about 10-15 names. I could live with just about any of them. They liked maybe one of them.

Well I've already sent one email after the name "Flew the Coup" was suggested. I simply said that the name sounded like something that a terrible cover band would use.... which we are very far from.

The type of music we play is heavy rock that can get doomish at times. Which is the other thing that I am taking into consideration when coming up with names. Apparently I'm the only one though.

I want to get this thing squashed as soon as possible because I don't want it to become a thing.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: mortlock on June 15, 2012, 01:04:36 AM
black chicken.
















you can thank me later..
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: everdrone on June 15, 2012, 01:24:38 AM
Quote from: mortlock on June 15, 2012, 01:04:36 AM
black chicken.
















you can thank me later..

that one is pretty killer!

chicken feed

henhouse

nebulous feathers

peckers

the roosters

chickenfoot!  :)



dudumchssssh
wah wah wah
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Ryno on June 15, 2012, 01:47:52 AM
Giant black cock.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: rayinreverse on June 15, 2012, 01:57:16 AM
Why is anything chicken related not automatically out, A. Because its retarded and B. There is a prettty well known and equally shitty band called Chickenfoot.

But if you go with Doom Rooster you could make sweet shirts. Or oh shit wait for it, Cock A Doodle Doom.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: jibberish on June 15, 2012, 03:56:31 AM
the biggest mistake in band names is to absorb current pop culture into the name. next year they are screwed when that stuff is long forgotten and the name loses all relevance and really looks dumb then.
keep it timeless.

ok, on to this week's round of the name game heh:

chick magnet

hen house murder

chicken blood voodoo

mark of the chicken claw

weasel alert

henbane (i actually like this.. it's a real plant with the doom "bane" ending)
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: jibberish on June 15, 2012, 04:02:03 AM
then you go with an entire doomchicken themed album
then you go viral and get a contract, mtv and stadium headliner world tour
piece of cake


8D


Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: jibberish on June 15, 2012, 04:11:47 AM
CAWK

you are very welcome, thread over.


and you can make up some mystical but totally false rumour regarding what those 4 letters really stand for, but that shit fuels the fire for more CAWK..see? even though it really is a deliberate misspelling of a single word in intent. create the mystique and all the dudes will be interested in getting more CAWK.


o_0

(edit: sry offtopic, but i just wante to say, the "best of the outlaws" CD is one hell of a sweet cd..since it is rocking my little world right now heh..lovin' life..hippy speedballin' to the outlaws..."eeeeeeeewwww-wheeeee HAAAAA! ")
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: mawso on June 15, 2012, 05:16:41 AM
just eat a tin of alphabet spaghetti, and go with whatever you shit out
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Demon Lung on June 15, 2012, 06:16:12 AM
Cock a doodle doo is by far the best name
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: The Shocker on June 15, 2012, 08:04:43 AM
Doom coup.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: RacerX on June 15, 2012, 10:20:11 AM
Quote from: The Shocker on June 15, 2012, 08:04:43 AM
Doom Coop.

fixed.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: The Shocker on June 15, 2012, 10:21:58 AM
Yeah
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: bbottom on June 15, 2012, 10:53:29 AM
Quote from: rayinreverse on June 15, 2012, 01:57:16 AM
Why is anything chicken related not automatically out, A. Because its retarded and B. There is a prettty well known and equally shitty band called Chickenfoot.

But if you go with Doom Rooster you could make sweet shirts. Or oh shit wait for it, Cock A Doodle Doom.

cock a doodle doom and Doom rooster are pretty funny
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: fallen on June 15, 2012, 12:48:55 PM
Bands should have 3 rules for names. 1. ALL members should agree on the name. 2. The .com domain name should be available. 3. Never use a joke name unless it's a super deep inside joke. (eg. Steely Dan)

Personally I hate joke bands and sarcastic bands and singers that try to do stand up comedy between songs. I would honestly rather go see a show of Christian hardcore (because they go hard 100%) than a sarcastic stoner band called Chicken Joint. In my opinion anyway.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Lumpy on June 15, 2012, 12:56:42 PM
I don't like joke bands but there are some notable exceptions (the Upper Crust for example, they dress like 18th century blue blood aristocrats, all their songs are about how rich they are, and they rock like AC/DC).

Tell those dudes eventually you're going to move out of the chicken coop, and you'll still be stuck with that name.

Maybe there is a cool bird-related name you can make up, though.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Lumpy on June 15, 2012, 01:00:01 PM
Of course there's already an Atomic Rooster, and Jimmy's Chicken Shack.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: The Shocker on June 15, 2012, 01:55:32 PM
Quote from: fallen on June 15, 2012, 12:48:55 PM
Bands should have 3 rules for names. 1. ALL members should agree on the name. 2. The .com domain name should be available. 3. Never use a joke name unless it's a super deep inside joke. (eg. Steely Dan)

Personally I hate joke bands and sarcastic bands and singers that try to do stand up comedy between songs. I would honestly rather go see a show of Christian hardcore (because they go hard 100%) than a sarcastic stoner band called Chicken Joint. In my opinion anyway.
Quote from: Lumpy on June 15, 2012, 12:56:42 PM
I don't like joke bands but there are some notable exceptions (the Upper Crust for example, they dress like 18th century blue blood aristocrats, all their songs are about how rich they are, and they rock like AC/DC).

Tell those dudes eventually you're going to move out of the chicken coop, and you'll still be stuck with that name.

Maybe there is a cool bird-related name you can make up, though.


I liked Mr. Plow the first few times I heard them, but the joke songs got old.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: khoomeizhi on June 15, 2012, 08:13:07 PM
too bad 'battlecock' is already taken.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: EddieMullet on June 15, 2012, 10:21:34 PM
Nuclear Hen, being a take on Atomic Rooster might be an idea.

Then again maybe not.

Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: ryansummit on June 16, 2012, 05:54:38 PM
i cant get stormgizzard
and gibletosaur out of my head
and chicken shit is one of the best word combos ever
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Metal and Beer on June 16, 2012, 06:02:28 PM
You can call it chicken
You can call it duck
You can call it anything
I don't give a fuck !
Just call it Wreckin' Ball
'cuz you the baddest of 'em all
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Lumpy on June 17, 2012, 01:00:50 PM
Quote from: khoomeizhi on June 15, 2012, 08:13:07 PM
too bad 'battlecock' is already taken.

How about Cockfighter?
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: AgentofOblivion on June 18, 2012, 10:57:24 AM
Quote from: rayinreverse on June 15, 2012, 01:57:16 AM
Why is anything chicken related not automatically out, A. Because its retarded and B. There is a prettty well known and equally shitty band called Chickenfoot.

But if you go with Doom Rooster you could make sweet shirts. Or oh shit wait for it, Cock A Doodle Doom.

Dude, will you help rename my band?  Those are awesome.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: cat shepard on June 18, 2012, 11:11:59 AM
Fighting Cock
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: The Shocker on June 18, 2012, 11:50:02 AM
The Chicken Fuckers
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: RAGER on June 18, 2012, 12:09:42 PM
The Jail Feathers
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: RAGER on June 18, 2012, 10:22:56 PM
Stunt Cock
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Lumpy on June 18, 2012, 10:29:58 PM
DEEP FRIED
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: RAGER on June 18, 2012, 10:41:08 PM
Chix Bizkitz
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Lumpy on June 18, 2012, 10:44:37 PM
ORIGINAL RECIPE

(names look more impressive ALL CAPS
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: RAGER on June 18, 2012, 10:49:42 PM
THE COLONELS
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: liquidsmoke on June 18, 2012, 11:18:01 PM
I'm generally of the opinion that joke names and joke bands suck. I'm a douche like that. Zappa ruled though.

Having said that, I think Micropenis would be great for the right sort of rock, punk, or grind band.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: dogfood on June 18, 2012, 11:38:24 PM
Eggs fit, why can't I?
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Lumpy on June 18, 2012, 11:49:40 PM
EXTRA CRISPY
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: RAGER on June 18, 2012, 11:52:01 PM
11 HERBS AND SPICES
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: liquidsmoke on June 19, 2012, 03:21:50 AM
Fuck chickens, go with something related to reptiles or beasts of burden.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: khoomeizhi on June 19, 2012, 05:45:19 AM
southern-fried mulecart?
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: neighbor664 on June 19, 2012, 09:43:34 AM
COCK OF DOOM!
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: AgentofOblivion on June 19, 2012, 12:16:45 PM
Fowl Sounds.
Title: Re: Re: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: VOLVO))) on June 19, 2012, 02:20:58 PM
Quote from: AgentofOblivion on June 19, 2012, 12:16:45 PM
Fowl Sounds.

Fucking /thread

Hahahaha
Title: Re: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: VOLVO))) on June 19, 2012, 02:23:32 PM
Cooped Up

Point Beak (a double whammy)

Poultrygeist..

We aren't helping, are we? ;)
Title: Re: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: bbottom on June 19, 2012, 02:45:02 PM
Quote from: SunnO))) on June 19, 2012, 02:23:32 PM
Cooped Up

Point Beak (a double whammy)

Poultrygeist..

We aren't helping, are we? ;)

Nope not one bit ;D
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Discö Rice on June 19, 2012, 02:52:55 PM
Lynnyrd's Gyzzyrd

Headless Pecker

Rib Meat

The Battered

The Plumped

Cocksmoker
Title: Re: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: VOLVO))) on June 19, 2012, 03:02:33 PM
Cocksmoker is fucking great, too.. wow, im doing a joke vegan hardcore band.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: lordfinesse on June 19, 2012, 03:07:41 PM
Hock Rockley and the Feathers of Leather.


I foresee big merch profits.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Lumpy on June 19, 2012, 07:36:39 PM
GIBLET
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: neighbor664 on June 19, 2012, 10:41:56 PM
^ IRON GIBLET!
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Metal and Beer on June 19, 2012, 10:58:07 PM
Electric Gizzard
Thigh on Fire
"No Breast for the Wicked"
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: RAGER on June 19, 2012, 11:24:14 PM
Run to the Quills
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: bbottom on June 19, 2012, 11:31:05 PM
Quote from: neighbor664 on June 19, 2012, 10:41:56 PM
^ IRON GIBLET!

nice


Quote from: Metal and Beer on June 19, 2012, 10:58:07 PM
Electric Gizzard
Thigh on Fire
"No Breast for the Wicked"

well played sir... well played
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: VOLVO))) on June 19, 2012, 11:57:10 PM
Fowl Sounds better be your band name.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: mortlock on June 19, 2012, 11:58:36 PM
DEAD FOWL
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Lumpy on June 20, 2012, 12:52:44 AM
CHICKENHAWK

(That's a guy who chases after teenage boys, so maybe not...)
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: mortlock on June 20, 2012, 01:11:12 AM
i immediately thought of that foghorn leghorn episode where he encounters the 'chickenhawk'..
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: Lumpy on June 24, 2012, 07:04:55 AM
MIDNIGHT SUSHI

Any updates?

What about naming yourself after one of your song titles (or part of a lyric). Or a song title (or partial lyric) from a band you like.
Title: Re: The guys in my band have terrible tastes in band names
Post by: bbottom on June 24, 2012, 12:43:22 PM
Quote from: Lumpy on June 24, 2012, 07:04:55 AM
MIDNIGHT SUSHI

Any updates?

What about naming yourself after one of your song titles (or part of a lyric). Or a song title (or partial lyric) from a band you like.

We're still going back and forth about the bands name. Although I will say that I think that I got them off of the whole chicken direction.

I'm going to put everything into a spreadsheet this week and then the three of us will narrow it down. Although I don't think that it matters which application I put the names into because their suggestions will still blow  ;D