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Title: coolest/craziest/funniest band merch ideas
Post by: mawso on March 19, 2012, 07:36:49 AM
what have you done, or have you seen done, or have you just thought of for band merch?

shirts, stickers and patches are cool, but what are some more creative ideas..

if i can find a quote for it that costs the right amount for a small run, i might get some pocket mirrors printed up with our band's logo on it - so that the punters have a cool surface to rack up on
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Post by: Mr. Foxen on March 19, 2012, 07:42:37 AM
I always wanted band ties, so I could wear them in office jobs.
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Post by: MichaelZodiac on March 19, 2012, 07:53:59 AM
I always thought those Sleep rolling papers were the best stoner merch idea ever.
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Post by: hayseed on March 19, 2012, 10:08:58 AM
I love cool band merch as much as anyone else. I'm guilty of buying AC/DC Bic lighters, I admit. But I have to say that Jerry Only of the Misfits has single handedly ruined that band with the over saturation of merch(and writing one of the worst albums of 2011). The Misfits have been my favorite band for nearly 25 years but when I saw Misfits teddy bears , I said enough is enough.

End of rant: I have always been a fan of band hoodies and beanie hats. Beer koozies are kick ass too
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Post by: Jake on March 19, 2012, 11:22:22 AM
Tenacious D used to sell cum rags with their logo on them. I always thought that was brilliant.
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Post by: RAGER on March 19, 2012, 11:50:21 AM
Rocket From The Crypt had soap dishes I think way way back.
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Post by: VOLVO))) on March 19, 2012, 12:02:05 PM
Cough has coozies that read "Tune down, drink up"
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Post by: grimniggzy on March 19, 2012, 12:12:31 PM
Bands should make 40 oz. coozies.
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Post by: johnny problem on March 19, 2012, 12:12:54 PM
High on Fire had hot sauce.  The Melvins had some canned food.
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Post by: Discö Rice on March 19, 2012, 12:28:05 PM
The Locust had coke mirrors, barrettes, and aprons. I had one of the aprons, and wore it daily while working at a pizza joint in Seattle.

I have a couple of novel ideas, but I'm saving them until such time as the ideas can be implemented.
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Post by: The Riffer on March 19, 2012, 12:34:36 PM
I remember a band in Cleve-O had their log on the plastic filter thing in the urinals at bars around town. Everytime I pissed, I saw their logo.
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Post by: Chovie D on March 19, 2012, 01:54:27 PM
not particularly crazy but Ive always liked matches. Theyvare cheap and easy to give away for free, they are useful and they are cool. Got some Weedeater matches, Elvis 77 with the Shepard Ferry drawing or whoeevr the famous guy is, a few others.

Big Business had lobster bibs at one of their early gigs.
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Post by: RacerX on March 19, 2012, 02:02:38 PM
Quote from: The Riffer on March 19, 2012, 12:34:36 PM
I remember a band in Cleve-O had their log on the plastic filter thing in the urinals at bars around town. Everytime I pissed, I saw their logo.

Do y'all log right into the urinals in Cleveland, or did you just forget an "o"?
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Post by: Chovie D on March 19, 2012, 02:08:31 PM
in cleveland we like to log right in the urinials, we call it "dry docking"
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Post by: RAGER on March 19, 2012, 02:33:39 PM
Not to be confused with "upper decker"
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Post by: I,Galactus on March 19, 2012, 02:34:51 PM
I wanted to get a Slayer hockey sweater but them shits was esspensive.
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Post by: Lumpy on March 19, 2012, 02:38:10 PM
Rollins Band had a coffee mug (Part Animal, Part Caffeine). Madonna had a 12" glass votive candle (would be easy to make - buy plain candles and put your own sticker on it). Leningrad Cowboys had beer with their own label.
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Post by: justJon on March 19, 2012, 02:42:42 PM
A local girl band (Well, 3 out of are girls) has men's briefs and girl's thongs.
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Post by: Chovie D on March 19, 2012, 02:48:07 PM
Quote from: RAGER on March 19, 2012, 02:33:39 PM
Not to be confused with "upper decker"

right, the upper decker is when you log into the water tank of the toilet. usually takes a while to discover if youve been "upperdecked", whereas a drydock is instantly recognizeable.
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Post by: blackkrosses on March 19, 2012, 08:26:18 PM
local punk band in town had bricks for sale. Like, red building bricks for houses with their name paint-penned on them.
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Post by: hayseed on March 19, 2012, 09:16:06 PM
Quote from: blackkrosses on March 19, 2012, 08:26:18 PM
local punk band in town had bricks for sale. Like, red building bricks for houses with their name paint-penned on them.

I hope they bring down the house every night they play. Coming from a punk background, I've had lit cigarettes , beer cans, ashtrays, spit, and numerous other things hurled at us and that was a friendly crowd. I wouldn't want a brick with my own band name on it bouncing off my cranium. I think Nerf footballs would make a better replacement.
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Post by: Ayek on March 19, 2012, 11:38:26 PM
Beastwars had their own beer brewed by some craft brewing outfit. Fancy label and everything.
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Post by: Jake on March 20, 2012, 01:05:26 AM
(http://blogs.westword.com/backbeat/Clutchbeer.jpg)
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Post by: mawso on March 20, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: Jake on March 19, 2012, 11:22:22 AM
Tenacious D used to sell cum rags with their logo on them. I always thought that was brilliant.

ah yeah i've seen that.  it's up there with manowar's "warrior's shield" condoms
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Post by: The Shocker on March 20, 2012, 08:59:39 AM
Quote from: Jake on March 20, 2012, 01:05:26 AM
(http://blogs.westword.com/backbeat/Clutchbeer.jpg)

I want some of that so bad.
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Post by: hayseed on March 20, 2012, 09:29:45 AM
Quote from: deaner33 on March 20, 2012, 08:59:39 AM
Quote from: Jake on March 20, 2012, 01:05:26 AM
(http://blogs.westword.com/backbeat/Clutchbeer.jpg)

I want some of that so bad.

The fermented sweat from Neil Fallon's beard!
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Post by: The Riffer on March 20, 2012, 10:10:34 AM
Quote from: RacerX on March 19, 2012, 02:02:38 PM
Quote from: The Riffer on March 19, 2012, 12:34:36 PM
I remember a band in Cleve-O had their log on the plastic filter thing in the urinals at bars around town. Everytime I pissed, I saw their logo.

Do y'all log right into the urinals in Cleveland, or did you just forget an "o"?
Last time I was in Cleveland, there was shit everywhere.
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Post by: Baltar on March 20, 2012, 06:42:53 PM
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a47/bren1973/ElectricCan005.jpg)
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Post by: lordfinesse on March 20, 2012, 09:48:59 PM
I have a bottle of that Clutch beer in my fridge right now. I've had it for months, I guess the right time to drink it hasn't happened yet.  Anyway.. we have Husky beer coozies. I haven't seen too many bands offering those. And +1 for Sleep rolling papers being a genius idea.
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Post by: Metal and Beer on March 20, 2012, 10:28:30 PM
I wish that Lips o' Clutch beer was carried here; the New Belgium delivery fucko said it didn't make it to the Mid-South as widespread-ly as the other NBB varieties
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Post by: Jake on March 21, 2012, 12:37:19 AM
Yeah, I drove around looking for it. Ended up buying like $90 worth of it (they were $12/per bottle, I think?) when I finally found it. Gave a few to friends, drank some, and will keep the rest. It's the coolest friggin thing that they made that.
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Post by: Volume on March 21, 2012, 03:23:48 AM
Quote from: Lumpy on March 19, 2012, 02:38:10 PM
Leningrad Cowboys had beer with their own label.

Haha, after that violinist/playmate Linda Lampenius came out with her own cider.

(http://www.violinist.com/blog/jenohubay/siideri.jpg)
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Post by: beerrhino on March 21, 2012, 07:00:41 AM
Back in the 90's a friend of mine was in a hair metal band and they used to screen the band's name onto kneepads.  Every time a girl bought a shirt she got a set of kneepads too.
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Post by: chlorpromazine on March 22, 2012, 06:36:39 AM
Quote from: Metal and Beer on March 20, 2012, 10:28:30 PM
I wish that Lips o' Clutch beer was carried here; the New Belgium delivery fucko said it didn't make it to the Mid-South as widespread-ly as the other NBB varieties

Colonial Wine and Spirits on W. Markham

Quote from: Jake on March 19, 2012, 11:22:22 AM
Tenacious D used to sell cum rags with their logo on them. I always thought that was brilliant.

That's what I thought about when I saw the topic. It is the best merch idea ever, and I still laugh about it.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/static.kungfustore.com/system/photos/assets/1203/1203-max.jpg)
too fuckin' good
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Post by: mawso on March 22, 2012, 11:21:30 AM
Quote from: beerrhino on March 21, 2012, 07:00:41 AM
Back in the 90's a friend of mine was in a hair metal band and they used to screen the band's name onto kneepads.  Every time a girl bought a shirt she got a set of kneepads too.


hahaha, best!
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Post by: Metal and Beer on March 22, 2012, 09:58:05 PM
Quote from: chlorpromazine on March 22, 2012, 06:36:39 AM

Colonial Wine and Spirits on W. Markham



(https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcReTe2UyqCUBa5RzyIng5bM-cdBGBxhyOfm2rvmeedluqM1knoJ_g)
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Post by: The Shocker on March 23, 2012, 07:54:27 AM
Quote from: chlorpromazine on March 22, 2012, 06:36:39 AM
Quote from: Metal and Beer on March 20, 2012, 10:28:30 PM
I wish that Lips o' Clutch beer was carried here; the New Belgium delivery fucko said it didn't make it to the Mid-South as widespread-ly as the other NBB varieties

Colonial Wine and Spirits on W. Markham

Quote from: Jake on March 19, 2012, 11:22:22 AM
Tenacious D used to sell cum rags with their logo on them. I always thought that was brilliant.

That's what I thought about when I saw the topic. It is the best merch idea ever, and I still laugh about it.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/static.kungfustore.com/system/photos/assets/1203/1203-max.jpg)
too fuckin' good

I always wanted their softball jersey that said Cleveland Steamers.

How big was that rag?  It looks a little small - I usually require an old bath towel...
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Post by: bass sic on March 23, 2012, 09:22:33 AM
I recently brewed a lager beer for my band Threefold Law, to be called Threefold Lawger. Never got the labels made and I'm now drinking it from a plain bottle. I was a good idea, procrastination got in the way.
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Post by: Jake on March 23, 2012, 01:09:44 PM
Quote from: deaner33 on March 23, 2012, 07:54:27 AM
I always wanted their softball jersey that said Cleveland Steamers.

I had that Jersey. The number on the back was 666, which made it extra offensively fun.