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Title: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: VOLVO))) on April 29, 2011, 08:32:30 PM
If you're buying an old DoD pedal, the battery cover is missing.

Closely followed by the Peavey amp you're trying to buy has "seen some time on the road."


What are some other cliches that you see when people sell shit on CL? "VINTAGE?!"

Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: mortlock on April 29, 2011, 08:37:23 PM
rare import.
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: mortlock on April 29, 2011, 08:38:28 PM
more in record buying than equipt..
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: VOLVO))) on April 29, 2011, 08:43:11 PM
"My son wants me to sell it for him"
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: Ranbat on April 29, 2011, 09:11:26 PM
on CL and Ebay

"Just trying to get rid of some gear I don't need/use"
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: black_out on April 29, 2011, 09:24:38 PM
"need to raise money for KoTv4"
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: Worthless Willie on April 29, 2011, 09:51:47 PM
I found this Gibson Les Paul Custom in storage...don't know what it is.  $950.


Real ad from today.
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: VOLVO))) on April 29, 2011, 10:02:06 PM
"White owned."

Read from an ad for a stereo system.

Emailed him a picture of my dick.
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: Worthless Willie on April 29, 2011, 10:14:31 PM
Quote from: SunnO))) on April 29, 2011, 10:02:06 PM
"White owned."

Read from an ad for a stereo system.

Emailed him a picture of my dick.

Jesus.  Good job, dude.
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: VOLVO))) on April 29, 2011, 10:16:40 PM
Quote from: Worthless Willie on April 29, 2011, 10:14:31 PM
Quote from: SunnO))) on April 29, 2011, 10:02:06 PM
"White owned."

Read from an ad for a stereo system.

Emailed him a picture of my dick.

Jesus.  Good job, dude.

I also coined the term "Willie Rigged."

In honor of your outbursts in the Motherland. :D
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: Worthless Willie on April 29, 2011, 10:26:02 PM
I'm honored.

*raises black fist*
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: VOLVO))) on April 29, 2011, 10:43:58 PM
I've had to willie rig a few battery covers for my dod pedals, already.

maaan...
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: Lumpy on April 30, 2011, 01:04:34 AM
"might need a setup"

"I really don't want to sell this/ if this doesn't sell, I won't be disappointed/ my loss is your gain"

"dripping with mojo"
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: NoSleepTilSleep on April 30, 2011, 01:15:33 AM
"As you can tell from the headstock, it's from the law-suit era"

and less common but still funny

"One of Matt Pike's Green cabs.. he used it on Dopesmoker"
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: Ranbat on April 30, 2011, 07:39:34 AM
^^^ That Matt Pike thing gives me an idea. Haven't seen this, but I may have to use it.

"(insert big rock name) may have owned this guitar. I have no proof, but do you really want to pass up the chance to own the guitar (insert big rock name) may have owned?"  :)
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: beardofcthulhu on April 30, 2011, 08:17:38 AM
Buying a Flying V?  It will surely have "chips on the wing"....buy a fucking guitar stand already...
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: Jake on April 30, 2011, 06:12:06 PM
The BIGGEST offender by far...

Listing things as Fender instead of Squier and Gibson instead of Epiphone. Bugs the piss out of me.
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: Hemisaurus on April 30, 2011, 06:17:02 PM
Quote from: Jake on April 30, 2011, 06:12:06 PM
The BIGGEST offender by far...

Listing things as Fender instead of Squier and Gibson instead of Epiphone. Bugs the piss out of me.
Same shit, different price tag.

Round here it's

Will swap for fishing boat/ATV/Playstation3/iPhone
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: beerrhino on May 01, 2011, 07:30:02 AM
"well used"
Code for broken
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: spookstrickland on May 01, 2011, 10:31:50 PM
"Lots of life left in it"

Code for: beat to hell
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: LogicalFrank on May 02, 2011, 10:19:12 AM
"No scammers!"

Has this ever stopped a scammer? "Oh man, I was gonna scam this fellow but he said not to pretty adamantly. Next!"
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: Pundan on May 06, 2011, 12:14:34 AM
"Only played twice"
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: spookstrickland on May 06, 2011, 01:51:07 AM
"could use some TLC"

Code:  Beyond repair.

Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: RAGER on May 06, 2011, 01:12:37 PM
"always stored in my smoke-free studio"
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: LogicalFrank on May 06, 2011, 02:04:21 PM
"Never been gigged."

"My loss is your gain."
Title: Re: I think it's safe to say...
Post by: Pundan on May 06, 2011, 05:16:56 PM
Quote from: NoSleepTilSleep on April 30, 2011, 01:15:33 AM
"As you can tell from the headstock, it's from the law-suit era"

and less common but still funny

"One of Matt Pike's Green cabs.. he used it on Dopesmoker"
http://cgi.ebay.com/Matamp-GREEN-4x12-EX-HIGH-FIRE-CABINET-LEGENDARY-/330476854718?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4cf1f49dbe (http://cgi.ebay.com/Matamp-GREEN-4x12-EX-HIGH-FIRE-CABINET-LEGENDARY-/330476854718?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4cf1f49dbe)